Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passage in the south. ( featured in the movie- taking it from Hayley)

Oh wow, Hayley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding

by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022

crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018

Hand ting

Something that can fit in your hand, that can also be classed as a ting.

“Hey, can you pass that hand ting over there”

by Hand ting November 1, 2020

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013

GOT U RED HANDED MF

Saying this makes you a a cunty little horny dude with a tiny dick who loves to be caged like a dog infornt of all the single hot fuckable moms, exept women don’t turn him on but the men he stares at the men on my 600 pound life

Yo GOT U RED HANDED MF

by Badonko YT January 19, 2025

Making a hand sandwich

Jackin' off. Wackin' yo dick, if you will.

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."

by NyanMax June 8, 2015

second-hand sugar

benefits that a person derives from a friend who has a sugar daddy

Andrea: Where did Mary get that purse? I though Brena was the one with a sugar daddy...
Jess: Yeah, but Brena is always passing along the gifts and taking friends on free trips. It's second-hand sugar.

by aep90 September 10, 2020