One-ball

When someone steals just enough of your property, that they don't believe you will miss what was taken.

I had twelve cans of beer in this cooler and now two are missing. I can't believe that some motherfucker would one-ball me.

by D_Weezy July 20, 2019

Blue balls

An underuse injury.

A lack of spousal attention caused my blue balls.

by Alvin2 July 29, 2019

Ball bearings

When you orgasm so hard you are dizzy and are trying to get your balance.

Usually said while trying to get them a towel or glass of water.

"I came so hard, hold on while I get my ball bearings"

by Tyler_dm November 10, 2019

Tripping balls

When you get super high off of weed or some other drug that makes you think that your in another world

Me: (takes shit load of mushrooms)
👁⭐️💫🌑💫⭐️🛸
🌘🌗🌖🌝
😾 ☄️🌝
😼💥
🙀 🌛
🙀☄️🌛
💥🌛
💫❤️🌛
⭐️🍑💦🍆🌛
(9 months later)
🌜🌛
🌝
Nibba: Yo dude what the fuck are u doin?
Me: I just saw the moon destroy a giant cat and then it started fucking a star and gave birth to a half moon
Nibba: nibba. The fuck are u talkin bout man. You must’ve been tripping balls on those shrooms u got
Me: I’m tellin u it happened

by Dubiks May 16, 2019

Puff Ball

A Puff Ball is a round thing that dwells in your underwear so watch out for them.

The Puff Ball is a bright pink animal that bites.

by Hylah September 11, 2019

Ball Pepper

The debris from scratching one's balls.

last blokes got some mighty jock itch, there's ball pepper all over the toilet seat'

by The Nasty Spatula February 25, 2020

nipple ball

may 6, national nipple ball day. go out an buy your very own nipple ball and suck it.

it’s may 6!! happy nipple ball day!!!

by _nyah May 6, 2020