Seltzer water Lesbian

A female that walks into the bar with a 42oz Stanley cup of Seltzer water and a double of Don (no straw) sipping. Tore up already!

Damn Neef walked in the bar she Seltzer water lesbian drunk!

by Seltzer water lesbian January 31, 2024

unholy water

liquor, alcoholic drink, especially distilled spirits.

"I'm fucked up off the unholy water"

by nigrig February 26, 2017

Dog water

Someone who is really bad at call of duty or Fortnite and sucks

Generally used while someone is trash talking

BRO THIS GUY IS DOG WATER

by Among us that is not sus October 28, 2022

cops water

When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.

Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

water

Adjective to describe something relaxing and chilling at the same time, essentially turning the "fire" object into water ;)

Person 1: "Dudee did you hear that one classical song?!?!"
Person 2: "yeaaa bro it's so water............. ;)"

by DefBringer June 19, 2022

diabetes water

Any sugary beverage, such as regular soft drinks or fruit juice.

All she drinks is gallons upon gallons of diabetes water every day! She's gonna be immobile in months!

by ekolis January 14, 2021