slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022

Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina

I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.

by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016

slap

When you spank Jada Smith's ass in front of Will whilst he plays with his tiny willy, then cum in his mouth and watch him puke while she records and posts it on her instagram

God damn, never realized slappin the shit out of Jada in front of soft Willy would feel this good

by ManOfSex April 12, 2022

Dick Slap

Person slap face with dick

I dick slapped my homie

by Qwerty Hitler January 16, 2024

SLAPS

Seanaholic lemonade also penisless, it’s an alcoholic beverage famous in western ct for is delicious taste and intoxicating effect

Yo dude I had way to many slaps last night

Oooo I love slaps, they slap

by Chris Nicholson March 10, 2021

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

Taint slap

1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.

I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.

by Senor ralphus April 14, 2023