slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

by shwank July 15, 2016

slap whore

a person who is addicted to repetitively slapping random people's genitals

Rob picked up a car full of girls... he is such a slap whore!

by Robert 🎩🏃🏼 May 30, 2017

Slaps Dick

Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.

“That song slaps dick, bro!”

by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020

SLAPS

Seanaholic lemonade also penisless, it’s an alcoholic beverage famous in western ct for is delicious taste and intoxicating effect

Yo dude I had way to many slaps last night

Oooo I love slaps, they slap

by Chris Nicholson March 10, 2021

clit slapped

When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.

John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."

Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."

by toddmatt September 17, 2013

PMPE Slap

The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.

The PMPE Slapw

“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”

by threepio January 4, 2022

strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024