Hand Jig

Jacking off while singing show tunes.

Jacking another man off while singing show tunes.

"Dude, I gave myself the best Hand Jig the other day while watching Grease".

" Man I went into the Mens restroom at Barnes and Knobles this morning and witnessed an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig while singing Jailhouse Rock".

by Badilla July 3, 2019

Left-handed taco

Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.

I just offered a left-handed taco for his birthday. He was excited.

by KD123 July 15, 2016

Small handed bitch

Rad

Rad you small handed bitch

by PsychoSak October 28, 2020

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016

Hand

Most sexy thing ever

When i was a kid i saw mona lisa from my school art book. The fisty time i saw her... with hands one her knee... how do i say this, i had a boner

by Yoshikage kiraaaaa September 5, 2020