Sleepy Meat

It's the brief period of time after you ejaculate and your dick is useless.

"Hey honey let's go for another round" "No way I can't I got sleepy meat right now.

by BitterSweetmelon April 13, 2019

tweazer meat

Pet name for a guy with a micro penis.

Whats up tweazer meat.

by Fruit Loop of Al November 16, 2018

Kosher meat

When you’re gay goy boy and like cut cock, you’re craving some of the “kosher meat”

- do you get meat?
- only if its kosher, im craving some kosher meat right now

by legoduplo82 August 02, 2024

meat strat

the polite way to alert your peers to the beginning of a meeting for school

hey guys meat strat for chemistry

by kingofpoo32 July 06, 2021

meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 01, 2019

chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015

Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.

Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.

by Sik240sx December 10, 2022