john

sexy ass beast like entity who gets all the girls

soz john if ur reading this but i lied

by milky_banana-69 October 31, 2021

John

A cat in a mortal's form. Is convinced he is the God Prophet. Loves redheaded women but may also a manhoe when it comes to his boyfriends. Will stab you. May also be from Valencia #nohomo.

John:. It was a pleasure for you to experience my presence.
Person: That's a John all right.

by facilityhobbit February 22, 2022

John no way home

Asian kid with a homeless outfit goofy ah movie and goofy person and a pervert sometimes

HAVE YOU SEEN JOHN NO WAY HOME ITS THE BEST OF THE BEST IT MADE MILLIONS

by Booty ticler June 20, 2022

Old Papa John

Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.

"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"

by Daroguetoaster March 19, 2016

Veel, John, and Sony

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Veel, John, and Sony

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

john miceli

John micelli - child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce anothnys ass

Did you see how swiftly John whooped Anthony?

John miceli - a child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce Anthony’s ass

by Chrisgromedwards October 15, 2022

John Bridge

When a man inserts a large female member within his holes.

Man, I had a great John Bridge last night, she had a huge penis

by The John Bridge May 6, 2025