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Chocolate Face

Usually a man, but sometimes a woman, with a large, fat head, an exaggerated chin, small eyes, shorter hair, and extra large cheeks. They often have bags under their eyes. The chocolate faced are usually white and very American. They are often found on obese people, yet skinny or average people can also carry the "chocolate genes," and have a chocolate face as well.

The word "chocolate" is referring to the fact that these people look like they belong in a Willy-Wonka factory and/or lifestyle. They resemble the personification of a chocolate bar; if perhaps this person ate so much fudge, it is leaking through their every pore.
a) John Goodman.
b) "Did you see that guy over there?" "Yeah, he is so chocolatey!" "He has a wicked chocolate face!!"
c) "I went to the all you can eat buffet today, and there was a guy with a chocolate face in the next booth."
d) John Candy.
e) John Goodman.
f) Meatloaf. The singer.
by MKJH July 26, 2012
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face-paint

To face-paint a guy, a dude gives a fellow cadet gay bukkake - splashing his nut-juice all over the cadet's face.
They want to give me gay bukkake and face-paint me!
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fuck face

the term used when you want your girl to come sit on your face.
Babe!! Why don't you come over here and give me a little fuck face ha???
by pappa_surf December 9, 2003
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Pig Face

a name for a girl that has a pig looking face.
person1:Do you know who Pig Face is?
Person2:no.
Person1:laney?
person2:OHHH thats a pig face?
person1:YAH! her.
by The awsome Group February 21, 2009
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Cauliflower Face

It is some with a very wrinkly face that resembles a cauliflower floret.
A Cauliflower face is a wrinkly old lady who's arch nemesis is cheese sauce
by Cheese sauce June 30, 2009
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Making Faces

When someone is unable to comprehend/function/complete a task/action/situation properly due to inhibition from hallucinogenic drugs.

(When someone is girped on hallucinogenic drugs and a strange train of thought results in facial gestures to accompany rapidly changing emotions.)
At inn and out, when we got up to the cash register, I just decided to order for Sean as i could tell he was "making faces".
by Porcupusmarauder January 28, 2010
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Faced-Out

When a person has spent so long on facebook they can't take it anymore.
"Dude how long have you been on facebook?"
"I dunno but I am faced-out"
by Mr Luva June 5, 2009
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