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Lie-Job

When somebody lies about getting past base 1
Rory: I got a blowie
Chris: Thats a lie-job mate.
by DementedSquirrel September 7, 2016
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Jobbing

Inserting your finger into the anus, causing a pleasuring feeling for some.
The word comes from a video recorded in snapchat where a finger is inserted into the anus by the user Job 😎🎮
I am Jobbing tonight. I'm really excited and hopefully it will feel amazing.
by blobfishinator March 28, 2023
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Rope Job

To be Roped into something, via be it per Pity, Bribery, Loyalty or Bad Decision.
"Wait until I tell you about the Rope Job Phil pulled on me, here's a hint, it included $190 and a Mets game"
by Phoqbudenugz August 2, 2021
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Ring job

While wearing a thumb ring slide it into the female’s asshole until it sits inside like an egg in a nest.
Olivia gave me the best ring job last night
by Hungboi96 July 30, 2022
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Senior Job Instructor

head of the chain of command of jobbers in your local area. SJI, then JOB, then JIT..jit means job in training who hasn't yet reached the rank of job. SJI is the highest rank of job you can reach.
your not even a senior job instructor yet, your still a JIT!!
by L dumpaaaaaaaa March 2, 2009
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Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle
Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.
by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020
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30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl
Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
by 30seconejob September 10, 2016
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