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Trench Friend 

A friend who you both enjoy each other's company and keep each other happy, but you both don't expect the friendship to last long. You both, however, always have each other's back and never back from a fight together. Considering how ugly trench warfare was, any friendships made were often broken by illness, artillery, gas, or gunfire. (never used during those times)
I really enjoy hanging out with him, but I feel he's more of a Trench Friend than a best friend
I have more Trench Friends than actual friends
Trench Friend by WardenMan June 3, 2018
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Best friend 

A best friend is someone that has been here for you since day one. A best friend never leaves your side and is always there through tough times. A best friend never leaves you for a boy. (Or for your ex man behind your back) your bestfriend knows everything about you from your favorite color to your deepest darkest secret. A best friend knows how to make you happy. She/he can always cheer you up when you need it. A best friend knows what you have gone through and can relate. A best friend never leaves you for other girls. But you both know that they are allowed to be friends with other people but always goes to you when they need to talk.
“Wow they are best friends
“Yea you can tell, they have been friends forever
Best friend by Ariel❤️ June 22, 2018

best friend 

someone who is loyal to you &’ will always be there for you. they treat you perfect &’ laugh with you. when ur not on good terms they’ll still treat you with respect. they don’t go behind your back &’ switch up. they’ll check in on you all the time &’ do whatever they can to make you happy. just like isabella mccarthy <3
“who’s your best friend?”
“it’s isabella mccarthy duh!”
best friend by hannie11 August 2, 2018

Industrial friend 

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.
Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!

Best friend 

That one person that you can have a whole conversation with without even opening your mouth
Yeah I know she’s upset, she’s my best friend
Best friend by Ksicroapio February 2, 2019

Bad Friend

1.A bad friend is your friend that just becomes your friend to make more, and ditches you in the end (like all my friends ;-;)
2. Your friend ignores you and pretends that you're not friends.
3. A friend who is mean to you all the time and says that "it's just a joke!" Yeah, right.
Example: You know what, Dakota? You're a really bad friend!

Fap Friend 

A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.
Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.
Fap Friend by FingerMyFirewall March 8, 2019