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Future fishing

When a narcissist paints a pleasing and vivid picture of a future together with their victim in order to gain access to what the narcissist wants in the short term (sex/resources) with zero intention of that alleged future becoming a reality
AJ Said he wants to buy a house and live in it with me and get married but he won’t even change his public relationship status from single and is making no effort to not live at home with his parents, I could smell the narcissism coming off him I can tell he’s full of shit, he’s just future fishing and love bombing me. Needless to say I will not be letting him hit lol
by Honestowl February 4, 2022
mugGet the Future fishingmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
mugGet the Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...mug.

Blue Fish

The act of slapping someone’s inner thighs, often by surprise, in order to replicate the sound of a blue fish flopping around on the ground.
You just blue fished me!
by Raenac August 14, 2022
mugGet the Blue Fishmug.

fish flop

i remember in high school when i got mocked for doing the fish flop instead of the worm.
by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024
mugGet the fish flopmug.

Fish

by Undead Monarch June 16, 2025
mugGet the Fishmug.

fish

the lazy ass word for freshmen
used when making fun of freshmen
"dude look at that gay fish hes wearing pink with green"
by sean beck August 21, 2004
mugGet the fishmug.

pity fish

Semi-aquatic mammal whose ugly face and lack of social skills inspires pity and sympathy from those around it.
I saw a pity fish in the pond yesterday and I felt really bad for it, so I gave it 40 bucks.
by Bitch nigga 2 August 4, 2014
mugGet the pity fishmug.

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