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Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.
Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing
by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018
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Star Fishing Lesbian

When there are two lesbians going to have sex, the hotter lesbian does nothing but “starfish” and the ugly lesbian has to put in all the work.
Anita and I got down with the nasty, but she’s nothing but a Star Fishing Lesbian.

She looks like a Star Fishing Lesbian
by MsStoleYourWife April 30, 2024
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fish arm

Fish Arm.

pronounced: fish ahrm}

Noun

The upper limb of the human body, especially the part extending from the shoulder to the wrist, used in a fully extended fashion while your fishing partner takes a photo of your recent catch. Emphasis is placed on providing a perspective of the catch to give the illusion of overstating its overall size.

NOT to be confused with its antonym "alligator arms" (the behavior displayed by some when the check comes at the bar after said fishing trip).
Nice fish arms in that photo Bob. That 10", 1/2lb fish looks like a monster.
by toyworx June 8, 2018
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Fish Marbles

Female eyes, brown, and tilted.
What are you gawking your big ol' fish marbles upon now??
by Failed analog September 6, 2023
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fish

Food substance that can be eaten by those who consider themselves reasonably humane, but cannot face eating vegetable alone.
by Peterson September 2, 2003
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Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 4, 2024
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resume fish

When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.
John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.
by LA Star November 18, 2020
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