Abby bro

She is almost normal she's usually spacing out and picking her tush she's nice to be around because she can't really communicate in fact she's so slow it actually seems she's going backwards

Stop being an abby bro

by anonymous April 9, 2022

That's magpie bro

When a hoe is lying to your face :(
I've been hurt

Them: 'that car was yellow bro, I swear'
Me: 'no that's magpie bro, it was cream'

by Majestic Meats June 18, 2021

You’re In Bro!!

When you’ve passed all the tests of testicular fortitude that the gods have thrown your way and now you’re finally IN! You’ve unlocked the sweet gushy apple pie that we all dream of. You’ve opened that tightly shut door of vaginal fantasies that you’ve been deprived of for most of your life. You are finally the iron chef of pounding vag. You’re in!

Bro #1: How’d it go with Beth bro
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.

Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!

by MaxStiffman69 November 22, 2022

igloo bro

When two friends meet two others who are roommates and those two friends have sex with both roommates in the same household.

Dude?! Did you have sex with her roommate?!

-definitely

-IGLOO BROS!

by Bloodweiserkingoffears April 26, 2016

Bro is bro

When you’re actually Him. When you’re actually that guy. Bro (person in question) is bro (Him, that guy, Übermensch, alpha sigma, slayer of hella bitches).

You: “Damn, I wish these thots would see me as more than a walking dildo. All they want is dis giant D. Y’all feel me right fellas?”
Them: “bro is bro. Bro is literally bro. Bro is more bro than bro.”

by Jayquantaviusbartholemew August 20, 2023

Bro Jabroni

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.

"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."

by 727Haole October 22, 2012

fien bros

He is a heemer that only knows one way, the jit savage way. He’s quick to check the stats and owns that big dick energy squad ya’ll hear about all the time.

Was poppin Fien Bros you lookin real heem today.

by Jit Savage Heemer November 16, 2020