Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

School Life

(NOUN) The state of being in school, the life of someone in school.

“My School Life isn’t great”

by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

Life

What happens to you when you’re busy making other plans

Life Wowey wow wow

by anonymous April 15, 2025

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Life

Life : something we have because our parents got sexually active . Something we have to live until we die . Something we're all getting wrong . Life and society don't go well together . Society taught us that we aren't pretty and that we're "too fat" or "ugly" or "stupid" . Life , the very thing we all have . The very thing that ignorant people also have . They bully you physically and emotionally . Life , the time from birth to death . Life , something most people want to end because of bulling and hurting .

Life: not pretty like everyone said .

by 11-19 September 2, 2017

Life

Life is a test you didn't study for and never even had a class on, but for some reason you have to take this goddamn test which you despise.
Death is permanent sleep while Sleep is just temporary death as an escape
It's also one of those multiple choice tests...son of a bit-

"I hate my life."

by Queenieisnthere November 22, 2020