Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019

blabba job

When the fat from a womens/mans cheeks covers your dick when they give head.

Amy gave me the best blabba job eva.

by mcthugster January 06, 2009

blabba job

When the fat from a womens/mans cheeks covers your dick when they give head.

Amy gave me the best blabba job eva.

by mcthugster January 06, 2009

blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 11, 2023

Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.

I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.

by Opydopyopal January 24, 2017

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

Boss job

A sexually defiant act where a woman pokes a hole in the man’s balls, usually with a hot needle, and sucks the semen right out of it.

“She went all out on me and even gave me the boss job, I won’t forget this one for a while.”

by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023