Episcapol High School

School for all the dumb kids who didnt get into sssas or whos parents didnt even want to deal with them so they went to boarding school. Less than a mile from sssas they live in its shadows and are defeated in almost all sports by them and the majority of the other ISL schools. The guys are looked upon with pity for their manly girls with no athletic talent.

episcapol girl: eww look at that skany sssas girl

sssas girl: dont hate me because im beautiful, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am

by Gonzaga Guy October 31, 2004

Etowah High School

Also known as "Ghetto-wah", the school boasts one of the few higschools in middle class America that makes white children minorities. Boys tend to act "hood" in order to fit in, while girls spend rediculous amounts of their parent's money on fake tans and bad accessories. Budgeting is used for rediculous sculpture art that nobody wants to see instead of better staffing. Sports are non-existent as the high school fails to make a winning record in sports more than once a decade. Incredibly bad teaching rounds this school off as one of the worst places you could go for a pre-college education.
The only thing the Etowah Eagles have ever notably accomplished since it's establishement in 1976 is sending 500,000 texts in 10 days to win a Kellie Pickler concert.
Note: Has an incredible ability to create a lack of enthusiasm for learning.

"I was trying to get into Georgia Tech, but I couldn't because I went to Etowah High School."

by For The Wolf May 10, 2009

Godwin High School

One of the best high schools in the state of Virginia, both athletically and academically. Those who bash on this school because of the "Hoes" and "Stoners" are only focusing on a minority of the population and have failed to research Godwin's scores and graduation rate. Godwin High School is home to one the most pleasant faculty/staff that you will ever come across. Mr. Nguyen is the face of the Eagles.

ex1: Deep Run Kid: chyeah dude, godwin is rank as hell brahhh
Everyone with a brain: Really, because I'm pretty sure Godwin High School has better scores than you even without the No-Fail Policy
Deep Run Kid: ... faggot

by asdfbeefandcorn March 14, 2011

Wharton high school

The school where there the ratio of white to black to hispanic is 3:5:4. Wharton is a C school. all the bathrooms are trashed, they have toilet paper on the floors and something new written on the walls everyday, the sinks are broken and the soap is always gone. The teachers are okay. Wharton high school is in tampa florida. has the worst sports teams besides track. Home to the Wharton wildcats.

" hey what school do you go to? "
" Wharton high school why? "
" Wow, smd. "

by WhartonWildcat November 23, 2009

Campolindo high school

campolindo is a white rich school consisting of half smart and half drugy children. inside campo there is a grope: senior high, where Katie Whalen has taken over.

FRIEND: katie are you going to campolindo high school's senior high tonight?
KATIE: of coarse i am.. i run that place!

by not.to.be.mean May 10, 2011

Lebanon High School

A place, located in the middle of a corn field, in a town no one cares about. A place where you have to get up a 5:00 just to catch the bus. A place where not only are you the least priority to the school board, but also require those who have to walk to school to do so in -5 degrees. Don't talk to anyone here. The parties are so bad you'd be better off sticking your head in a meat tenderizer. They always are trying to "stop bullying", but if you report an incident they will simply write you a pass to see the school counselor. This place is full of depressed, desperate southern wannabes who cut themselves for attention. There are no clubs for you here. If you are any race besides white, be get ready for the 90% of students there to destroy your will to live with racism. Kids here also think holocaust jokes are "funny". If you do manage to meet a nice person, pictures of you and said person will become Instagram fodder. Just give it 5 minutes. Oh, yeah, don't join a club due to peer pressure. Because you know they lay that on you heavily. Next time you can, get flight lessons from the ONLY pilot in town at his hangar a few miles from the school. I recommend you fly far away the minute you enter that crop duster.

Person 1: I hate my school.
Person 2: Lebanon High School is currently hosting a year-round "scared straight" program.

by AhoyMisterSqueeshward January 26, 2018

Piedmont High School

Piedmont High school is located in Monroe, NC. The school is actually located in Unionville, North Carolina, an area that doesn't have a decent restaurant or store within 20 minutes. 90% of the people here have come from 10 generations of families who have never seen outside of Unionville. The country boy stereotype isn't a stereotype. Its a real thing. Home to a football team that in over 50 years has not won a state championship and a basketball team that has yet to win conference since the 60's. If your teams beats Piedmont, its not that you're better, its that you think you are better than these inbreds and/or you were professionally trained or the game was rigged. Piedmont has, and always will, be embarrassing and unimpressive.

"Thank God we play Piedmont High School this week!"
"Piedmont High School sucks all around"

by BrotherFather October 2, 2017