When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
Person 1: "Hey your not very polite right now"
Person 2: " sorry i didn't mean to be inpolite"
Person 3: " You really got a Norwegian hand, dont you
Person 2: " sorry i didn't mean to be inpolite"
Person 3: " You really got a Norwegian hand, dont you
by Some random Norwegian person August 26, 2023
by Sergeant Jhn. July 17, 2008
A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
by Tittsmcgee November 03, 2017
by PrimeRudan May 11, 2021
by Josiah13 February 23, 2019
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