Ohlone Bros

When you and your bro are standing next to each other at a music festival, and each of you has a girl lifted up on your shoulders, then as you are standing there with them raised up, bopping to the music, the two girls begin to make out, whilst still in the air, leaving you and your bro confused, yet strangely aroused.

"Yo, you know Dave and Mark right?, ya they're Ohlone bros."

by Top Def Man August 18, 2023

Projectile bro

Excessive, exaggerated, over the top”bro” ness ever

Why they gotta projectile bro like that. "Spent the whole concert yelling over the music about how they could totally throw a football from the stage to the back row, missing the show in the process and annoying the people in front of them”

by Oompaliumpa October 17, 2024

Fett Bro

A sentence Leo said

"He's fett bro"

by hannaebba November 5, 2018

Bro

A gay guy trying not to sound gay. He’s in the closet. His name is Jungkook. Help him.

My posts speak nothing but the truth, bro

by Bro enthusiast November 28, 2018

Bro Buffet

A meal consisting of many seemingly random and incohesive foods, combined into a single menu item, but carefully selected to balance protein, carbohydrate, and vegetable intake. Comparable but contrasting to that of a "Girl Dinner"

Jake brought ground turkey, a single tortilla, and broccoli for lunch - he truly broke out the bro buffet today!

by Gogetablue June 10, 2025

You’re In Bro!!

When you’ve passed all the tests of testicular fortitude that the gods have thrown your way and now you’re finally IN! You’ve unlocked the sweet gushy apple pie that we all dream of. You’ve opened that tightly shut door of vaginal fantasies that you’ve been deprived of for most of your life. You are finally the iron chef of pounding vag. You’re in!

Bro #1: How’d it go with Beth bro
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.

Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!

by MaxStiffman69 November 22, 2022

bro

like a friend but not.. like if you want to sound vibey and quirky you’d call everyone bro. and if you wanna be even more of a vibe you’d put a full stop after like this..
bro.

friend 1: bro. you good
friend 2: ye bro I’m sick as
friend 1: hey we sounded vibey then
friend 2: I know bro

by vibeyslaggg February 7, 2020