cheese eater 

one who talks unkindly about another behind their back

cheese eater by gail gilbart August 7, 2003

Cheese-weavil 

A small cheese-based insect often found in the company of cows.

Cow: "Mooo..."
Cheese-weavil: "Indeed"

Cheese-weavil by Dynamic Buzzword Agent July 28, 2003

cheese wipe 

When you take a slap of cheddar cheese and smash it on a plate till you see through it.

Usually used as an insult.

You are such a cheese wipe!

What the cheese wipe?!

Shut up, you cheese wipe!

cheese wipe by master stghm April 4, 2004

Cheese Please 

The best way to ask for casual sex

(you walk up to your snack of choice at the club)
"Cheese please!"

Cheese Please by Venus Cherry and Velvet Rose April 5, 2005

cheese huffer

A person who inhales powdered cheese in order to partake of its intoxicating effects.

That guy with the backpack full of parmasean must be a cheese huffer.

cheese huffer by Aboreal Whale January 15, 2007

Cheese Queen 

Woman on Welfare (Big Block of Cheese)

Jonah and Dane only date Cheese Queen's.

Cheese Queen by Blumpkin Head January 8, 2009

Cheese syndrome 

A syndrome that occurs in females who were attractive for the beginning part of their life, but after high school/college, their bodies burned out and now are considered below average on the male attraction scale. Opposite of wine syndrome.

Person A: Great to be here at the high school reunion.

Person B: Hey, isn't that Angela over there?

Person A: Man, she's disgusting now isn't she?

Person B: She must suffer from cheese syndrome

Cheese syndrome by JustThatGuy June 3, 2009