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Skyrim Job

The act of having a girl put her legs behind her head like a normal rim job, then lifting her in the air above you and eating out her ass.
She lost her fear of heights after I gave her a good skyrim job.
by Kewl Munky June 1, 2012
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Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.
by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018
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Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
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gay job

when a str8 guy gets blow by a gay guy, just to get off
i got a gay job from Steve the other night, cuz i was horny all day and Jessica wasn't around.
by axsucker June 14, 2017
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Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her
by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020
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crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.
The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.
by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008
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Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.
theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020
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