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Gang shit

Gang shit is what u say to glorify ur win in a hardcore game of monopoly usually to make the other user go into a furious rage
Me winning “AY GANG SHIT”
Riley “fuck off u dickhead I want to make a hotel”
by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020
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Shit Booger

When a man (or a lady donning a strap-on) unknowingly hijacks a small piece of poo from anothers anal region upon removal of their pleasure tool.
Right, Matt you need to have a word with your dad because I've picked up so many shit boogers off him my penis is starting to look like a choc-chip muffin.
by The boogerman July 28, 2011
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shit burp

A Shit Burp is:

A. To pass wind
B. When a fart smells so bad that one might has well have shat.
C. The smell of a shit in fart form.
D. a shit burp smells as though the shit in you ass opened up its mouth and burped.
"Mate, you and your stinky shit burps!"

Woman "Your fart fucking reaks!"
Man "So do yours..."
Woman "Yeah, but mine don't linger like your stinky shit burps!"
by AJ Billard June 14, 2008
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Shit-finger

A wad of toilet paper, tightly twisted into a finger like shape, used to gouge any residual shit from your asshole.
I had a little bit of a turd left hanging, so I used a shit-finger to take care of it.
by The.Noof August 3, 2008
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Work Shit

This is a shit one takes at work. This type of shit is usually caused by a late night of drinking or a poorly planned fast food lunch. usually occurs on the busiest day of work when work needs done, and never on the days that work is slow. When this occurs, the boss usually inquires about your constant bowel movements which pisses him off and embarasses you in the workplace. Not Fun!
Boss: Jesus Christ Jim, you've been in the shitter a long time today, are you fine?

Jim: Yes I am boss, except I ate the chili from Wendys from lunch today and Ive got work shit from it.

Boss: Understandable. Now get to work.
by masternoob 720 November 20, 2009
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turbo shits

When you sit down on the toilet and the gas builds up like an enigne's turbo spooling up and then all the boost comes at once blowing your shit everywhere!
"The chili I ate last evening gave me the turbo shits so bad it was blowing out under the toilet seat."
by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006
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shit hustler

A Dirty old drunk male prostitute, assistant trailer park supervisor, who hussles themselves for greasy dirty old Dq Coupons And/Or Cheeseburgers
by AnthonyDsdjfb January 22, 2008
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