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Fumer un penis

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by JohnnyGraine February 16, 2009
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Oliver's penis size

very very small😬
-what is Oliver's Penis size cuz i heard it was very small
-yeah bro i once almost sucked it off😬
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cumface penis queen

A female that sucks dick, gets facials, etc from different men very frequently. Not to be confused with The average bottom slut, but the queen of penis.
dude-1: Hey man, Emily just came out of the guys bathroom with jizz on her face

Dude-2: oh yea, she totally gave me good blow last night

Dude-3: NO WAY! I gave her a cum shot surprise last night!

dude-1: damn.. sounds like she's a cumface penis queen!

dude-3: Oh yea man. Like, if she were to die of her aids then all of the bottom cumfaces would die cause they wouldn't know how to survive without her, that's how much of a cumface she is.
by A dank bud January 27, 2010
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guacamole nigga penis

a dirty, grimy, smegma infested, uncircumcised dick.
person 1: did you know that zander has a guacamole nigga penis?
person 2: really?

person 1: yeah he needs to clean that shit bad.
by thiccniggaappreciation March 28, 2019
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A bad case of penis

A bad case of penis typically occurs when the female in question essentially reveals her metaphorical penis. She does this by saying masculine phrases, such as "bro", "chill", "man", and "dude".

The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.
Bro number 1: "Dude, would you have sex with Courtney?"

Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"

Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."

Bro number 1: "I see your point..."
by Middlecitykid17 March 10, 2011
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Super Sayain Penis

When the penis becomes so filled with semen that it gets larger in size and seems to glow. At this moment the kamehamaha wave is neccesary.
You guys when I was fucking Taylor last night I recieved a super sayain penis and spirit bombed her in the face!
by thatonekidwiththebiddick September 27, 2011
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big penis brigade

(Sorry ladies, but I had to post this...)

The Brigade is a secret held only by women and the actual male members of the Big Penis Brigade. The Brigade was founded to provide women with sexual satisfaction. The Brigade can only be found at "women only" parties.

When women get together for Girls Night, Hen Night and bachelorette parties, you can guarantee that the "Big Penis Brigade" will be in attendance undeterred by the "No Men Allowed" rules. In fact, the Brigade is often invited by the ladies in the party.

The men who are members of the Brigade are known for their good looks, sexual stamina and of course, their extremely large penises.

While attending these "Women Only" parties, the Brigade has sex with every woman at the party. Yes even the ugly ones... Every woman has sex at least 2x and usually with a different member of the Brigade. Some of the women has sex with every member, but this is very rare occurrence because of most women cannot handle the sheer amount of sex that the Brigade can provide.

So when your wife/girlfriend returns home happy and refreshed from a "Women Only" party, you will know that she spent some quality time with the Big Penis Brigade.

(Sorry ladies, but I had to post this)
Jen: Hi Lisa, thanks for coming to my "Wine, Women and Whine" party.

Lisa: I'm glad to be here. So when is the Big Penis Brigade expected to arrive?

Jen: They should be here shortly. Here, have a drink. The drink should help you loosen up.
by cityguychicago March 31, 2009
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