Bird Box

When someone goes outside yet avoids anything and everything. Especially the sun.

I bird boxed on sunday wearing a hat and glasses to the movie theatre.

by breakboy72 January 16, 2019

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Ass-to-box

Whole having sex with a woman anally you enter her vagina without cleaning your pecker.

Dude it was crazy! Yosh was slamming this pig and went ass-to-box!!

by ATBMan January 31, 2022

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socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 1, 2011

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Box destroyer

Chips Regan

Chips has slayed so many boxes, he’s the ultimate box destroyer.

by -Galileo^ May 10, 2024

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A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.

"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"

by Leonessanik October 7, 2023

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