Boomer Hands

adj./noun

A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.

"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."

by Badger66666 April 11, 2025

Hand

Hands. Something that you (probably) have. Handling allat etc

"Woah dude...Yknow what totally, like, bogus?? Hands..."
"Woah bro"
"Please guys its 4 in the morning, go to sleep"

by luckyliquid September 29, 2023

Rusty First Hand

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.

Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?

by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013

soft with my hands

When someone is genital with there hands in a sexual matter with them selfs of a partner

I’m soft with my hands when touching you

by Zerojj August 15, 2023

if your bored any you clap your hand

when your bored and only have one hand

claps hands more then you ever will

i cant spell

if your bored any you clap your hand

by ImSpidaman May 13, 2021

Hand

used to do everything and anything. Most people use it to satisfy each other intimate areas and give pleasure. Also used to make food.

He gave his first a sweet hand job.

by deepshtman July 16, 2016

Hand pie

When you creampie a girl, and then furiously fist her.

Dude, I totally gave Vanessa a hand pie last night. My hand was so slimy after...

by TrekNoob3179 October 16, 2019