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Hand in the egg toolbox

A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation
They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...
by keebey November 25, 2019
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Opposite Hand October

When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.
Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”

Johnny: *gets idea*

Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.

*becomes a trend and a meme*

Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”

Kids:” what is opposite hand October”

*johnny tells the story of oho*
by lil ratty Minaj November 26, 2019
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Left handed 1 December

You may only use the left Hand to get it
After NNN I used the left hand to totally get it cause it’s left handed 1 December
by 1december🖐 November 27, 2019
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Second-hand gay

When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.
Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay
by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019
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Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019
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hand drag

The act of reaching one mans hand through another man’s legs from behind and starting at the tip of the shaft and working your way back to the gooch and ending at the anus.
Last weekend at the Green Door Ole Tom gave Maurice “Mo Bitch$” a clean hand drag that he rated a 10/10
by Cookie Monster SB May 23, 2019
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Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.
“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.
by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019
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