boaring cunt

sitting at home doing work you dont have to, like making up handouts no one will look at, or cuming in your pants when you talk about work.

Colin Thomson is a boaring cunt he gets a hard on when he deals with MPAN mix ups and makes me fall asleep when he talks, get a life Colin you boaring cunt

by Paul B February 7, 2004

Cunt muffin

A delicious blueberry muffin. Freshly cooked.

Gee mom, thanks for giving me your cunt muffin, it's JUST what I need before school. It's so warm, moist, and delicious.

by ndig February 26, 2009

Cunt Lips

referred to a male's lips who takes penis in the mouth gay or straight.

o em Gee noel,you should so go for brandon. i heard he has the nicest cunt lips ever. you guys would make a good couple.

by papadookiepants April 3, 2009

gypsy cunt

someone who is poor and cheats on peoples sisters (but doesn't actually just thinks the sister is a crazy whore so he says that he cheated so she will dump him but she keeps on obsessing over him)

your a fucking gypsy cunt .... cunt

yeah i know u said about 10 seconds ago


fucking cunt ....

by gypsy cunt October 19, 2008

cunt gut

Where a woman who has had a C-Section for child birthand the scar line heals but the big fat cow gets fatter and fatter forming a cunt shape on her stomache. Very gross.

She has a big cunt gut under her shirt

by killer4u99 September 24, 2005

Jack-cunt

The act of being a cunt, and doing everything possible to Jack people off.

1. "Damn, Jack is a cunt!"

2. "Fuck that Fucking Jack-cunt!"
3. You leave the room for a short period of time, and on your return, realise that Jack is in your chair. "Get the fuck out of my chair, Jack You cunt!"

by Hardcoresucksthepecker February 7, 2010

Cunt bag

A bag of vagina.
(cunt is slang for vagina)

Simon: You're a cunt bag!

by Simon Balda March 20, 2008