pop the merkin

Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.

“Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”

by sammietwoton January 19, 2021

Johnny Ass Pops

When your thicc ass pops. You may get moody and get mood swings after.

Awe dammit, I got the Johnny ass pops again!

by Mr.Hitler_mushu October 10, 2020

Girly pop

Girly pop, often used when referring to people who present themselves in a "mr beast" matter, it can also be used when describing Kanye West.

Example 1: You are such a sassy mr beast's uncle girly pop

Example 2: Oh my goodness, Kanye West is such a girly pop

by RandyMarshIsKewl (sub to me) November 9, 2023

Soviet Bomb Pop

Icicles in the anus.

Watch out for snowmen in Russia, lest you fall victim to the Soviet Bomb Pop.

by Captain Brewbeard October 30, 2021

Pop

The Midwest term for soda

I like pop

by Gurlsle January 30, 2018

POP

Pursuer of pussy

That fools a pop he really snaked his boy for that j-bag

by afaaffaoafkafkafak,faf April 1, 2023

lemon-lime pop

just that soda/pop/cola that tastes like lemons and limes. also can be used to calm upset stomachs.

bartender:you look a lil green want some lemon-lime pop?

by Stylrfetish101 May 28, 2018