Parking Job

A verb that is the action of jerking someone off while in a car, specifically when it’s parked.

He gave a parking job to me the other day. Now my entire car is white and sticky.

by Dic-tionary November 20, 2025

australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked

I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..

by Yojojodo September 8, 2018

Korean nose job

When a Korean female snorts a line of cocaine of a mans penis while sucking his dick

Guy1: bro Kim gave me a Korean nose job last night now my dick tickles

Guy2: bro I want a chink like that

by Chinkdinktinipink November 9, 2019

Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad

Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs

by Imisssteve September 20, 2020

Mow-job

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation

Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"

by samweis August 25, 2011

Hand job

This is referring to a either male or female. Where the female will take her hand a stroke his yk. And men can do the same to themselves or same sex.

“I could use a hand job” -Jerry “well sense no ones around why not” -Karen

by Max Theodore March 5, 2020

triple Blow Job

When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time

Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome

by Daman4836 January 14, 2023