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Daddy Benzo

I HAVE DADDY ISSUES BABE ILL NEVER CALL U DADDY , I HATE HOW FUCKED UP U ARE TO ME. You're a cheating whore and you're a cheating bastard and toxic venom spilled all over the world at each other and we feel like it's the end of the world and we hate each other to the death an hour later.....
BABE BABE WYD ... I LOVE YOU UGLY ..

THEN THE PHONE RINGS ITS A RECORDING SAYINGG..
"THIS IS A PREPAID CALL FROM DADDY BENZO An inmate at the ***** county jail .... and poof real life gangster shit ride or die stick together you can overcome anything even a daddy issue was never an issue and that's been my problem my whole life
Daddy benzo he's an asshole a cute asshole and oh my God is that a flashlight in his pocket or is he just happy to see us LOL all the girls love you but you'll forever be my DADDY BENZO a king in my eyes no one can ever take your place... this white girl loves you
by SNOWBUNNYHUNGLOW559 November 13, 2022
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Big Daddy

Big Daddy is a term for the alpha male of the group. You don't do anything without his permission. If he says the word, your girl is his girl. If he needs a footrest, the rest of the group will lunge at the opening to maybe, just maybe, get on Big Daddy's good side. Big Daddy is the "Biggest Bird" he has the "Gyatt" and he is the "Rizz king". Big Daddy gets all the girls, and all the guys, and everyone in between. If Big Daddy insults you, you thank him, if he's at the function, you don't leave until he says so. You don't eat until he says so. You don't drink until he says so. If you wanna get down with your girl, you ask him for permission first.
Big Daddy: "I need a new drink."

Everyone: "Yes Big Daddy."
by AZeeWithHorns December 4, 2023
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Daddy needs to get the milk

2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns

2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....
Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)
by BruhBro6969 August 8, 2023
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I'm yo daddy

Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom
by godgody June 10, 2020
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Daddy Klaus

When u have daddy issues and u are completely in love with thr fictional character from the originals and the vampire diaries Klaus Mikaelson
my mom: what do u see?
me: I'm watching daddy klaus
by addictivetoklausmikaelson February 20, 2021
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Mac the Daddies

Flirting with boys with an agenda, that being getting the guy to date you. The saying implies inevitable success at acquiring a mac daddy.
"Colleen, we can't mac the daddies at a work function: it's unprofessional!"
Or "Ruba, if you want to mac the daddies, you better put on a shorter skirt!"
by K.A. Moss August 1, 2008
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Daddy Clapped

a state of being done for to an extreme extent i.e cooked
i can’t believe she caught you cheating. you’re absolute daddy clapped”
“brotha i been knew”
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