by Megaglitchnerd74 January 11, 2022
Get the Trumpmug. When you tell a lie that suddenly gathers its own dynamics and you can't control it anymore so you have to keep on adding lies.
by btchscallmepapi November 10, 2020
Get the to make a Trumpmug. TURDSâTrump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndromeâisnât just a joke; itâs a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ainât ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from BeyoncĂ©'s "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of realityâwhether itâs scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. Itâs not just devotion; itâs obsession, and Trumpâs narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. Heâs the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And letâs face it: he ainât ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least youâve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, youâre not the only one obsessed.
Including the tagline "he ainât ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from BeyoncĂ©'s "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of realityâwhether itâs scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. Itâs not just devotion; itâs obsession, and Trumpâs narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. Heâs the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And letâs face it: he ainât ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least youâve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, youâre not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ainât ever gonna love you back, boo."
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach February 28, 2025
Get the TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndromemug. Verb Trump, Trumped, Trumping
Trump 1 = A British term for the expulsion of flatus (both loud and silent) from the anus that can have disastrous consequences if the event follows through. Often heard in conjunction with the London Urban term Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked)
Trump 2 = From at least the 17th century the term means fabricate, devise, deceive, cheat.
Trump 3 = From the French Trompe Tromper a quack or mountebank that uses a horn to attract attention and draw in unsuspecting victims
Trump 1 = A British term for the expulsion of flatus (both loud and silent) from the anus that can have disastrous consequences if the event follows through. Often heard in conjunction with the London Urban term Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked)
Trump 2 = From at least the 17th century the term means fabricate, devise, deceive, cheat.
Trump 3 = From the French Trompe Tromper a quack or mountebank that uses a horn to attract attention and draw in unsuspecting victims
Trump 1
Now that the Trump has followed through the person is Donald.
All I can say is Donald Trump
In mathematical terms it becomes a circular equation : Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked) continues to Trump (Trump = Anal Flatus Expulsion) therefore if a Trump follows through you are Donald which leads to Trump that follows through and you are Donald and continues on until the issue of Trump is removed.
Trump 2
The Director was fired on Trumped up allegations of incompetence
The President continually looks inward and uses Trumped up stories in order to deflect the truth and his own abject failures
The Press Secretary took to his job literally when he was told to Trump something up for the daily briefings
Trump 3
By now you would have thought someone would have read the meaning of the word and taken heed instead of putting up a wall between the Trump and the Truth
Now that the Trump has followed through the person is Donald.
All I can say is Donald Trump
In mathematical terms it becomes a circular equation : Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked) continues to Trump (Trump = Anal Flatus Expulsion) therefore if a Trump follows through you are Donald which leads to Trump that follows through and you are Donald and continues on until the issue of Trump is removed.
Trump 2
The Director was fired on Trumped up allegations of incompetence
The President continually looks inward and uses Trumped up stories in order to deflect the truth and his own abject failures
The Press Secretary took to his job literally when he was told to Trump something up for the daily briefings
Trump 3
By now you would have thought someone would have read the meaning of the word and taken heed instead of putting up a wall between the Trump and the Truth
by MD France May 12, 2017
Get the Trumpmug. Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
Get the Ivanka Trumpmug. The act of relieving oneself in public, or in a public space, in the night while others sleep so it is the first thing they see and talk about all day long
"I physically couldn't hold it anymore; I had to take a trump when I posted that."
"I barely dodged that bullet; I'ma have to take a trump."
"Iâve been looking for work for months in this economy; I'ma have to take a trump and see what comments I get."
"I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue with their neighbor since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump."
"Ask #Bae first before you #take a trump."
"Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
"Since his breakup, he's always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
"When interviewed by the press, he #took a trump and #clapped back."
At the supermarket: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! Why are you all so #FOMO and so #extra? Do you have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
In: "I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump online."
Woke: Politically speaking - "Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
Thirsty: "Since his recent breakup, today again, he is always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
Clap Back: "When interviewed by the press, the governor #took a trump and #clapped back."
FOMO: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! What the #FOMO you're all so #extra! Do you really have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
Or, No #FOMO you each get one-fifth of #sugar daddyâs #moolah unless youâre three-fifths related.
"I barely dodged that bullet; I'ma have to take a trump."
"Iâve been looking for work for months in this economy; I'ma have to take a trump and see what comments I get."
"I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue with their neighbor since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump."
"Ask #Bae first before you #take a trump."
"Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
"Since his breakup, he's always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
"When interviewed by the press, he #took a trump and #clapped back."
At the supermarket: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! Why are you all so #FOMO and so #extra? Do you have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
In: "I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump online."
Woke: Politically speaking - "Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
Thirsty: "Since his recent breakup, today again, he is always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
Clap Back: "When interviewed by the press, the governor #took a trump and #clapped back."
FOMO: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! What the #FOMO you're all so #extra! Do you really have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
Or, No #FOMO you each get one-fifth of #sugar daddyâs #moolah unless youâre three-fifths related.
by writersstrikeback July 15, 2024
Get the take a trumpmug. by A Big Homosexual March 29, 2020
Get the Pulling A Trumpmug.