Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023

knee slap

A white person slang

your funny-guy

i know-girl

knee slap-guy

by iiicxtie March 20, 2020

SLAP

"Sounds Like A Plan"

SLAP is often used to emphasize your excitement for a planned event.

You: Down to grab a beer tonight?
Your bro: I'm down
You: SLAP!

by FUTR October 2, 2019

Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

SLAP

Sound Like A Plan !

Netflix &chill ?
Slap

by StonerBerry January 10, 2020

Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

The Akram Slap

When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.

I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap

by Hani Akram September 24, 2019