Rachel Red Johnson

Hoe
Stanky
Whiter than casper
Steels ex-boyfriends
Thinks she's black
loose pussy
Looks like a rat

Was that a human sized rat!? No, that was just Rachel Red Johnson.

by ohhnooo July 9, 2011

Red headed stepchild

Noun/Adjective: When someone is extremely undesirable and irrelevant in a group. In some instances you can refer to objects as such.

Timothy: Dude Charlie is like the red headed stepchild of this hockey team.

Mark: Dude I know, I’m trying to go full send but he is always in the way

by John Martian November 29, 2017

Red Star FC

A new football team based in Armagh, Ireland. Red Star FC started in July 2009 and was the result of the amalgation of two local teams, Armagh Athletic and Ashley FC. Red Star FC play in the 3rd division of the Mid Ulster Football League and are expected to win the league and league cup this year by all teams. Their record win to date is 14-0 against Sporting Lisburn Road although their greatest victory to date is 4-1 against local rivals, Armagh Rovers. Red Star FC has some real up and coming football stars such as Anto, the speddy left footed assassin. C. Hunk also known as "the wall" cause no one gets past him and Fash, known as the "Gingerbeard Man" cause of his hairy ginger beard.

Red Star FC trashed Armagh Rovers 4-1.

Rhino: Who beat us 4-1?

Anto: Red Star FC did you twit, sure you were watching it!

by M1ster A September 26, 2009

red neck waxing

a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off

dude i just gave myself a red neck waxing and it hurt so bad

by theboinker August 19, 2009

speaking of red ants

A conversational segway; A way of changing the subject to something completely unrelated, while conceding that you know you are doing so.

That movie was so awesome!

Oh definitely. So, speaking of red ants, can you teach me how to do the electric slide?

by 8six75309 August 29, 2010

Red Head Redemption

When your ex-girlfriend pretends to have make-up sex puts purposefully bits your penis while giving head, causing you to bleed out painfully

Sally: Ricky is such a dick
Emma: You should give him Red Head Redemption
Sally: Great idea!

by BigChungusGod69 January 9, 2019

case-of-the-red-ass

1: having a condition of being seriously pissed-off

2: the Accute-Stage of Angry-Blood.

"Get your dirty dick-beater prints off that brass ASAP before I get a case-of-the-red-ass"

by goodcop8 November 14, 2007