shit cock

when a turd log is hanging out of someone's ass and is then sucked like a big, brown, stinky dick.

Hey Ben, did you just suck my shit cock?

by nills yills January 24, 2003

bloody shit

another way of saying "what the fuck", "oh my gosh", "holy shit", "are you serious?" etc.

Bloody shit, is there nobody here with any common sense?

by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014

battle shits

The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.

In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.

This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.

The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.

by Jip! January 26, 2007

fuck that shit

Refusal to accept the presented circumstance or event.

"Fuck that shit cuz I ain't the one, for a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun..."

by Sublime GT December 10, 2003

shit balls

something you say when you make an oopsy daisy

oh shit balls my poptart dropped.

by JKS208 November 20, 2009

Oh, Shit!

Phrase used by an EKG monitor technician, to initiate conversation with a registered cardiac nurse, to inform them of a fatal cardiac dysrhythmia. Usually used for ventricular fibrillation or asystole. Phrase may also be used in reply by the RN to the technician.

Tech: "Oh, Shit!" RN: "What's the matter?" Tech: "The patient in room 3014 is showing asystole on the monitor." RN: "Oh, Shit! That's my second flatline this week!"

by Xanfan October 12, 2009

Work Shit

This is a shit one takes at work. This type of shit is usually caused by a late night of drinking or a poorly planned fast food lunch. usually occurs on the busiest day of work when work needs done, and never on the days that work is slow. When this occurs, the boss usually inquires about your constant bowel movements which pisses him off and embarasses you in the workplace. Not Fun!

Boss: Jesus Christ Jim, you've been in the shitter a long time today, are you fine?

Jim: Yes I am boss, except I ate the chili from Wendys from lunch today and Ive got work shit from it.

Boss: Understandable. Now get to work.

by masternoob 720 November 20, 2009