you fuckin asshole

something you say to someone when they fuck up when they are driving and has to be said in a tony montana voice.

driver 1.screeeeeeech. oh shit!
driver 2. You Fuckin asshole!

by brandonseidenberg January 23, 2007

The Army You Have

The army you go to war with, not the Army you might want or wish to have. Justification for not adequately supplying your troops.

"You go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you might want or wish to have."
-Donald Rumsfeld Dec. 8 2004

by Tom Anderson December 9, 2004

You dun goofed

an exclamation of complete rage over ones comments on a internet video.

Your threats towards my daughter are gunna be blahblah blah billymays rapist.....
you dun goofed

by ANON@/b/ July 16, 2010

Mother Fuck You

what an Arab man says instead of fuck you

Person 1:this 7/11 sucks
Arab Person: Ahh Mother Fuck you, you stupid kid!

by Fluff60 February 27, 2009

you tried me

a saying for when someone wants to say you insulted them.

"you're such a whore"
"wow. you tried me"

or

"he just told her to shut the fuck up"
"damn, he tried her"

by MackDaddy21894 May 21, 2010

Will you ally me?

A phrase commonly heard among people who play Starcraft on battle.net. After totally pwning a n00b, they will usually ask if you would be kind enough to ally with them before their base is completely and utterly decimated by your largely superior army so they can get a win on their record instead of a loss. Because allying with the loser misrepresents the win/loss record, the answer should always be no.

xX=IMTEHBEST=Xx: Are u gonna ally wit me plz?!?!/1/1/1

Me: No.

by Chernorizets Hrabr January 21, 2005

How you doin?

A pick up line that works 100% of the time.

Me: How you doin?
Girl: *wets panties*

by Olivia Diaz-Recendez June 8, 2019