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John crane

Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.
by BatteistDruid10 July 1, 2019
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John Rana

Person 1: "John Rana"

Person 2: "Fr."
by ShinnieIkari September 30, 2022
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john rogers

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.
Stop acting like a John Rogers! ( A young man who acts old).
by Jessie Young February 3, 2018
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John

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.
"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"
by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020
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John Morgan

the 2 best characters in red dead redemption 2 John Marsron and Arthur Morgan names together
John Morgan died of tuberculosis in 1911
by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021
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To get John Wicked

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
by slangingshark September 24, 2023
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John chua

John has fine ass and great tits he’s got a great Ching personally . She’s Chinese and thinks he can use the n word little does he know he has and never will be giving permission to use the n word. He’s best friends with Obama and lactates all the time. He’s a sensitive guy who can probably fit a whole..... up there.

He loves long walks on the beach with bus dog... he can probably fit... up there.

He’s Ching and doesn't accept his culture. He likes rice and noodles
John means my dogs don’t have a name. Actually his name is Gucci

John chua is a Chink Who is a Chines fuckers who make shit in a dark room
by My actual name is John December 5, 2019
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