Greasy Meat Fingers

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

by BKees April 17, 2015

finger pusher

A person who does finger push ups on their phone when at the gym. These people are looked down upon the fitness world.

The finger pusher in the far corner must have some nice abductor pollicis brevor definition in his hands.

by Banhnem4 April 25, 2015

bingo finger

While playing bingo, you put the dabber cap on your index finger. Doing so, you get the dabber ink on it. The ink dries, and thus you have color on your finger, called Bingo Finger

I played Bingo last night, and now I have bingo finger.

by LeatherMaker May 11, 2015

The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures

"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."

by tttttttttttttom May 13, 2015

Chicken Fingers

as basic as basic can be. this expression embodies the essence of the type of person who orders chicken fingers at any restaurant they go to no matter what for fear of trying something new.

Guy 1: so I'm thinking about taking her to Olive Garden tomorrow night.

Guy 2: I mean, that sounds great if you wanna be chicken fingers I guess.

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Person A: that kid's super basic.

Person B: more like chicken fingers.

by mattglace May 17, 2015

I'm all fingers

When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.

(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!

by The Oppisop June 5, 2015

Deadlift Finger

When your sealift session was so intense and good your finger or fingers are all fucked up.

"Bro, good lift"
"Thanks, but damn all that weight gave me a deadlift finger"

by Arnold Schwarzenlifter July 6, 2015