Peanut Butter Jeffery

Peanut butter Jeffery

I eat him for breakfast every day
He is very tasty
I put him on my resume
He can be chunky
Or sometimes very smooth
He smells a little funky

Soothe
What is he

What does he mean
He’s a little sussy
He is a concept and not to be seen
He is very moldy
9:25 pm
He once told me the world is an m&m
In 2094
There will be a toothpaste war
And the only survivor will be cardboard mushroom
Meow
Card
Meow
He is not an actual cardboard mushroom he is a radioactive space panda
Cardboard mushroom
Meow
Meow
Meow
Peanut butter Jeffery

I finally figured out who he is
He’s cardboard mushroom’s sidekick
Fizzy fizz fizz fizzzzzzzzzz
Together they fight evillers with big potatoes
And together they try to get their big potatoes
Yeah
Cardboard mushroom, Peanut butter Jeffery, and their army try to stop the evil voicemails of eyelids that are oily
‘Tis the season to eat a dumpling

Falalalala lala la la
A flat tire I am pumping
Falalalala lala la la
Land ahoy mateys

For the great cardboard mushroom is here
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow says the cat and woof says the dog
Peanut butter Jeffery will now make a poopy log
Peanut butter solitude
Copyright January 2024 - Jerfry Cool

Peanut butter Jeffery is my mother

by Jerfry Cool December 26, 2025

Duck Butter

‘Duck Butter’ is the greasy, sweaty residue that builds up between the nutsack and inner thigh whilst wearing chest waders all day during 25+degrees on summer wildfowling hunt.

“Bloody hell Bob, that was a tough day out on the marsh, the old ‘duck butter’ is kicking up a bit.”

by Master Baiter 1972 June 19, 2021

Butter Pussy

When you put a stick of butter up a pussy for lube. Typically the pussy will warm the butter if you stick it up far enough and the butter will melt, lubing up the pussy from the inside out and it sort of resembled a Piss-gasm liquid when it oozes out. At this point you would stick the dick inside after fucking you can finish with a blow job and your partner will experience a barrage of magnificent flavors that result from a cum-butter mix. see def. Cum-Butter.

Gf - Hey babe were out of lube you wanna use spit?
Bf - Nah lets just use some butter
Gf - But the butter pussy method had me in the hospital last time.
Bf - fuck it.

by pussy butters June 21, 2021

cunt believe its not butter

Salty and slippery

This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

butter

a BTS's song that WENT FIRE WORLDWIDE
it's extremely dancy and has a summer vibe
the lyrics are also really catchy, for instance: GET IT, LET IT, ROLL!
also, the song has hit billboard hot no.1 for 5 weeks long (so far)

you should definitely listen to the song butter by BTS, I'm sure you'll love it!

by TAEHYUNGS MCFURRY June 30, 2021

Rubbing Butter

Butter you have to spread yourself on a food item.

”Granny hand me some of that good rubbing butter for my waffles”

by Shysky99 July 6, 2021