portal juice

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.

"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)

"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me

by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023

clear juice

Water, but more delicious sounding.

Be right back, have to refill my clear juice.

by McNugget Craig October 17, 2023

juice blaster

A device often used to make juice with A lemon or lime but adding vodka in the dish with sugar or salt on the rim.

We used a juice blaster on the boat this weekend.

by PurpleBus69 September 19, 2020

brazillian juice box

where a romani inerts a glass jug of water into their belly button somehow. shit is crazy.

(a common misconception with this term is the brazillian juice jug, which replaces the jug of water with a juice box)

i saw them doing the brazillian juice box when changing at the gym on friday, i think its cool.

by LavaLampWater March 6, 2022

Red Juice

A comical way to refer to blood, usually used in the context of menstruation.

I need ultra night pads to mop up all my red juice.

by Nice to meat you June 8, 2021

Juice graveyard

Where a vaper stores all their unused or disliked vape juices.

I got tired of this vape juice so I put it the juice graveyard

My friend forgot his juice so I told him to look in my graveyard juice

by Lil monster June 14, 2025