sad water

We should call rain sad water.

Damn, we got alot of sad water today.

by sourlemon July 2, 2018

wank water

When you choose to masturbate in the bath.

Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.

by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

Boiling Water

Screaming water

I wanted to scream but I didn't want to be alone so I started boiling water

by InkoStuff January 28, 2024

Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.

I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.

by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021

nicolas waters

you know who you are

i see you nicolas waters

by HooverDamMan September 25, 2022

fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010

scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile

I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart

by Captain Degen March 15, 2023