Hookin your boy up with some T.A.P
and being the one making the pussy trash but complains for hoes getting slapped
and being the one making the pussy trash but complains for hoes getting slapped
by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.
Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
by Friending friend February 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. someone (usually a guy) who stays doing the most for a female who doesn't even want him. he tries too hard to impress her whether its unnecessarily blowing his money on her, or "waiting" for her to get out of a relationship, etc. a simp will not even comprehend that he is one because he has put so much value on this female and is desperate to see his efforts pay off. a simp would get rejected and keep trying because maybe she'll change her mind
"This guy I dont even know commented on my post 50 times asking for a chance and posted some video slideshow of my photos"
"What a simp"
"What a simp"
by guy_fieri March 7, 2020
Get the simpmug. simp is someone called darina or medine. it is a person who wants old ass people like fizruks or english teachers.
by pussykiller3000 April 2, 2022
Get the simpmug. by SirButterNugs March 2, 2021
Get the Simpmug. “A guy who is overly obsessed with a woman and will go above and beyond to win her over. Despite everything the Simp does for love he remains in the friend zone and never finds his way out. The woman he is obsessed shows no signs of interest in the sim, infact she will openly flirt and show interests in his friends infront of him and yet the simp keeps on simping. The simp will go as fas as making remarks such as, “and he didn’t even do anything today, I’m the one who fixed her house for her” while displaying obvious Traits of jealousy.”
Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.
by DaAntisimp81 January 17, 2024
Get the Simpmug. It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.
WakeWanker: got caught wanking. I had to simp and now I let her control my life.
TinderHoe: She wanted to use an extendo. I’m such a simp I said yes. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her.
RealPOS: you two are no ball simps
TinderHoe: She wanted to use an extendo. I’m such a simp I said yes. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her.
RealPOS: you two are no ball simps
by WakeWanker November 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug.