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scene kid

The emo kids, that haven't come to the realization yet that they're emo.
"Hey, you're so emo", "No I'm not, I'm a scene kid", "Whatever, same thing."
by lcousins April 25, 2010
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Scene kid

A scene kid is someone who basically looks like your stereotypical emo with tight jeans, black hair, etc... even though this is not neccisarily the TRUE description of emo.

Scene kids usually reckon theyre pretty hardcore and 'don't get into fights' they just throw a few punches and think theyre freaking awesome / badass.

Also, they do their hair themselves (cutting and dying), have loads of xxx's in their myspace names (which is checked every 20 mins and its upsetting if no one has commented since the last time they checked), many scene kids permanently draw some kind of black tatoo on their hand constantly in sharpie marker (redraw every tweny mins), and are usually / stereotypically hated by real hardcore kids and goths, grebos, and possibly emo.

the differences between emo and scene are that scene kids generally think a bit too much of themselves, their eleventy-million photos and their colourful streaked hair... and emo think a bit too little of themselves, their lives and such.

many scene kids are also 'obsessed' with something that rules their lives like dinosaurs, cigarettes, sharpie markers, and pretty little girl bows in their hair (even the guys) :)
''hey dude look at that scene kids hair!''
''cool... she lookes like an emo to me...''
''no way man, does she LOOK depressed?''
''spose not, she'll probably beat me up lol''
by Kaylei Jayne August 11, 2009
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Emo Kid

Emo kids are those emotionally indeifferent kids who find it necessary to be sad or depressed all the time. They wear tight clothes, with not much variety to the colour. They tend to have hair covering their faces. Howvever, emo kids can sometimes be easily mixed with scene kids, and some dont know the difference. Scene kids have more colour to their wawrdrobe, they're louder and seemingly more obnoxious. They also don't have emotional problems, but they sort of ripped off emos style.
WOW.Devon is such an emo kid.

Your dumb! he's scene! Josh is a freakin EMO kid.

oooohhhhh yeeeaaah.
by DJ XTC March 30, 2009
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jupiter kid

Any weird, short guy who feels an overwhelming need to share his desires with you, such as vampirism or wanting to marry mermaids.
Person 1: Did you see that guy walk by?
Person 2: Yep, he's such a jupiter kid, he told me that he would only drink her blood with 2 cubes of sugar.
Person 2: Wow, he said the same thing about my mother.
by meggido March 6, 2008
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Slow Kids

Fake Jordans, usually the hood specials you get for 2 for $150 from your local neighborhood hustler.
That kids had the slow kids VIIs on because they were see-through.
by Bisi April 30, 2008
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Word up, kids?

A popular icebreaker used by "cool" paedophiles.
Paedophile: "Word up, kids?"
Kids: "argh... help me, he's a paedo!"
by fazzfazz August 30, 2006
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90's Kid

A distinct and frequently overlooked cultural micro-generation that exists between Gen-X and Millennial. Those who qualify were typically born between '78 and '84 and experienced most of their middle and high school years, or essentially 'came of age', during the 90's while being immersed in the youth culture of the time.
"I was born in '90-something, I'm such a 90's kid."

"Not exactly, though I understand why you might be confused. You see, 'kid' is a rather open ended term . . . "

"Ugh, stop gate-keeping Rocco's Modern Life"

"I'm not. Everyone can like Rocco's Modern Life. However, considering I'm usually grouped in with Millennials or Gen-Xers, I don't appreciate my generational moniker being hi-jacked by someone because they think it's a cool thing to be able to call themselves. The term 90's kid was used, both by us and to describe us, well before Reddit or Urban dictionary even existed. We were here first, it's ours, you can't have it."

"Umm, do you even know what 'kid' means?"

"Yes, I already . . . do you need me to spell it out? 'Kid' doesn't necessarily mean 'child'. Hell, even 'child' doesn't necessarily mean child. The flower children of the 60's were teenagers, I refuse to believe this has to be explained to you."

"Lalalalala, I can't hear you, cuz I'm such a 90's kiiiiid."

"sigh* . . . . . . fucking Millennials."

-A rough transcription of a conversation I had a few years ago.
by Vorshack August 10, 2020
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