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Juice-Squirter

A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.

Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.

Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Example:

"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."

A juice-squirter's commentary:

"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
mugGet the Juice-Squirtermug.

Jersey juice

I thought Jersey juice was an energy drink that instantly enlarges your gonads!
by talk2me-JCH2 November 19, 2023
mugGet the Jersey juicemug.

shaft juice

Anything excreted from the penis drunk as a juice sperm, piss, kidney stones, need I say more
by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022
mugGet the shaft juicemug.

Jamaican Rum Juice

When a dude cums inside an alcoholic drink and throws in a roofie. Then he serves it to his victim
I think that guy just ordered two Jamaican Rum Juice drinks!
by Chinese Man April 8, 2017
mugGet the Jamaican Rum Juicemug.

Juice

Old Forester 1920 is mighty fine juice.
by ItistherenowJames January 19, 2021
mugGet the Juicemug.

Juice to your galaxy

when high and sucking a dick and the dick ejaculates in your mouth
That's one big JUICE TO YOUR GALAXY.
by bobby big butt August 5, 2017
mugGet the Juice to your galaxymug.

Bloody Tiger Juice

When a man goes down on a womans Vag on her period and eats her bloody juice and pussy
Wow Zack is a wild bloody Tiger Juice man.. I hear he ate Mary out on her bloody period...
by Golden Bear January 24, 2021
mugGet the Bloody Tiger Juicemug.

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