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International STFU Day

January 15th is International STFU Day (Shut The Fuck Up) and is dedicated to all of those that want to tell someone to STFU. On this day you are allowed to tell anyone that deserves it to STFU without consequence. This holiday has been created by the International House Of STFU. Check them out on Facebook.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and Nubs says to me "Good Morning" so since today is International STFU Day I told him to STFU.
by NubsIHOSTFU December 16, 2012
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International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.
"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
by jorts_man March 21, 2011
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ARMY Independence Day

ARMY Independence Day is the 14 of October. We celebrated our freedom from the pressed kpoppie world in 2018. They ridiculed and mocked us for years, calling us toxic and trash, and finally it was enough. Now we have our own continent what can those hoes say?
President: Kim Namjoon
Independence Day: 2018, Oct 15
Government House: The Purple House
Trademark color: Purple
National Anthem: 땡
Motto: Borahae
Mission: Break records, make another history, fly even higher
Vision: Dominate The World!
ARMY Independence Day is the only holiday that matters and kpoppies can stay pressed. Alexa play DDAENG by BTS
by NamJeniuss October 14, 2018
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Day Labor Diego

Day Labor Diego or DLD is a term for the illegal aliens who hang out by a corner somewhere to be picked up by contractors looking for cheep labor. DLD's usually huddle in packs.
I got a contract to build a wall on Main street. If I hire some Day Labor Diego, I can save money on labor and pocket the difference.

Those DLD's work cheep.
by Foznots March 9, 2010
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National Rape Day

If you celebrate this please crash into the nearest oil refinery nobody will miss you.
(national rape day is shit) Dude if I could tell the gym teacher to drive into the nearest oil refinery i would be sooo happy
by Yuepoo20 February 7, 2023
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100 day rule

The 100 day rule states that after a 100 day snap streak on snapchat, both recipients must send nudes to one another. If this is not done, then it is punishable by death
'Mate, you better follow the 100 day rule'
by MCLukeyboi May 3, 2016
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Back in my day...

Something that Gen Z'ers will most likely say when they're over 60 years old.
Elderly Gen Z'er: Why back in my day... We had memes, social media, Justin Bieber, bottle flipping, dabbing and internet challenges.

Grandson: Honestly, your generation sounds like it sucked ass horribly.
by CelticEagle February 18, 2019
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