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Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

doggy date

waterboarding to the umpteenth degree

i got doggy date by a cow

by loligotadog March 22, 2022

Gape date

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.

Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.

by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022

Cellular Dataless

-Without Cellular data
-What ur brain is like

"Ur a cellular dataless organism"
-Colton Carlson April 13, 2022

by Bunnizer April 13, 2022

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by Love you madisyn April 15, 2022

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022