Fanfic-job

Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.

Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."

by Star_Cute May 24, 2020

job application

something you use to get a real job

kyle doesn’t know what a job application is

by fridge123 October 21, 2025

Boss job

A sexually defiant act where a woman pokes a hole in the man’s balls, usually with a hot needle, and sucks the semen right out of it.

“She went all out on me and even gave me the boss job, I won’t forget this one for a while.”

by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023

hog job

The art of sticking a wild hog into the anus.

Emily was doing a Hog Job to me when she slipped her finger in my bog of eternal stench!

by Hagrid from PS1 October 9, 2017

Yous Job

The act of continuing to have sex with a girl even if she reaches the orgasm, in order to make it last longer.

Jack gave me a crazh Yous Job last night that I felt like my brain was going to explode.

by Educated190 September 4, 2018

amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013