Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.

After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.

by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018

Potted meat

When your having sex and she too fat to make to bathroom

She gave me potted meat one night after tacos

by Pupper Dog March 22, 2023

Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.

“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”

by Pussy John March 21, 2023

meat riding

simps for person by defending them and complimenting them

Alana was absolutely meat riding Bryson

by jiminy cricke4t December 2, 2023

Mississippi Meat Grinder

When a girl uses too much teeth on a blow job

She was a mississippi meat grinder

by Thexkzjsdnxx May 7, 2015

Meat Hoodie

Another name for foreskin.

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.

by Badbrad September 24, 2016

meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020