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white owl time

The moment when extreme frustration with authority calls for an appropriate, albeit potentially job terminating response.
Bill: Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00 AM that would be great.
Peter: You know Bill normally I would, but it's White Owl Time.
Bill: What's a White Owl?
Peter: My dink and your mouth!
by Sukamai Aiken-Bols December 31, 2016
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Fool Time Position

A job that will employ you full-time, but the pay is terrible, the work is hard, and the respect level is low.
After spending 5 years working at McDonald's in my Fool Time Position, I realized I needed to do something different with my life.
by Jtrigger December 29, 2017
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hunch story times

Make a private story and talk about all the sexual things you ever did with a boy or a girl. Add videos or pictures if you can.
Ayo shorty you heard about the hunch story times.. that go crazyyy.!
by tmb 🧡 February 24, 2020
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funky time

a time of randomness where a group of cool people begin dancing by bouncing their fists in the air above their chest and badly beatboxing. this is usually done with russian accent
Teacher: OK class its time to open ur books to page....
Students: FUNKY TIME! *do chi do chi do chi do chi do chi*
by drag the weed and pass it on October 24, 2009
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Me time

A random time when you need to lick your self clean from other girls you've stalked and simped on. This usually happens when someone (usually a boy) are thinking of sex.
Bruh Baljeet over there, He doing his daily me time, best if we don't bother him
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE May 25, 2020
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hoot time

The times of day when you realize that it's too early or too late to call friends and/or family. "Hoot" is an acronym that stands for "hold off on telephone". "Hoot" also suggests times of the day when owls are active and hooting.
Adam: Do you think it's okay to call Barbara and Debbie for a hike up in the Catskills?
John: I dunno, Adam, I think it's hoot time for Debbie. She works a graveyard shift and usually hits the sack first thing when she gets home.
by pentozali July 19, 2009
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Turtle Time

That point during sex where you are going so slow from exhaustion that it is like your partner is a turtle.
It seems like Samantha is always in turtle time.
by xXJMKXx November 14, 2016
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