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by criihub May 15, 2020

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Tony Poop

A series of very large, log-sized shits coming out of your anus faster than the speed of sound.

Teacher: Is Bob at school today?

Boy: Yeah, I saw him taking a Tony Poop in the urinal earlier.

by Dustyyy April 11, 2022

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Poop Bomb

A bomb that explodes, and releases poop, very stinky, used in Vietnam War according to prestigious historians.

"EW DON'T THROW A POOP BOMB AT ME"

by Tim7 July 20, 2024

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Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

by Droyd April 06, 2025

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Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place

Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great

by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021

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