wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008

meat in my stomach

is to get the male sex organ inserted hard or hardly into the femal sex organ.

I’ve had his meat in my stomach

by Small critic March 14, 2022

Man meat

Penis

She’s got man meat

by Notnickkkkkkk July 01, 2019

Fart meat

Another name for a butt or ass

“Did you see that girl walk by? She had a lot of fart meat”

by Luke3227 March 28, 2024

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

Meat melt

When someone is being an absolute cretin

Stop being a meat melt

by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021

Meth Meat

Used as slang to describe a man's penis when high on methamphetamine and not having the ability to get an erection

After doing three lines, no matter how hard I spanked it, I was stuck with Meth Meat

by DOT Regulator July 08, 2021