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Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off
Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.
by WagooChicken June 19, 2025
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Meat Slug

Hey, Chris's mom. Come get dis meat slug girl.
by Jbombsauce May 24, 2018
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meat internship

meet in-turn-ship
noun
1. when a man's girlfriend treats him like a piece of meat.
2. a man who is training to become a simp would be enrolled in a "meat internship".
3. a simp in development is a meat intern.
4. a simp in the making is a meat intern.
5. a meat internship is the first processes in becoming a simp.
•wyatt puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, wyatt has begun his meat internship.

•wyatt puts too much value on a female for no reason, wyatt is a meat intern.

•wyatt prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women . wyatt's friends say he is enrolled in a meat internship and on his way in becoming a simp.

•A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp is enrolled in a meat internship.
by youtube AsV March 30, 2020
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Slick meat sandwich

Another term for a blow job. The blower’s hand curves to make the “bread” and the blowee’s penis becomes the “meat.”
Ashley: What are you having for lunch today?
Marin: I’m meeting Blake and I’m gonna have a slick meat sandwich!”
by prettykitty1 March 22, 2022
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Meat head

Meat head is when you're eating a lot and getting buffer and buffer and extreme cases, you're shredded. Like steak, cheeseburgers, chicken wings, chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, and more.
I'm getting shredded and I'm becoming a meat head.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 4, 2024
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beat girl meat

when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)
bruh Im horny af...fuck it im finna call my chick and beat girl meat...lmao
by my fucking teeth hurt April 3, 2016
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Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.
“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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